Fashion Week every fall is met with
stylephiles'
gitty anticipation and interns' trepidation. My friend Brittany said it best, "I'm over it." Hours of coverage and ego wrangling is sure to wear thin
anyone's enthusiasm, so it's with some hesitation that I wade through the archives of style.com and bring you my favorite spring looks. Actually... who the fuck am I kidding. I'm obsessed, and the designers came out top form.
1. Rachel Comey- Possible Home run.

Rachel, Rachel.... Just when I was about to cast off
florals, you come along and show me how a little tweak of saturation and some deft pattern coordination, you can have something entirely different from
Prada and
Balenciaga's garden romp.

No one mixed patterns like you, and I'm about to tear up my apartment trying to replicate that cropped button-up tank. The styling was so smart, restrained and dark. You surprised me.
2. Thakoon's cut-out florals

Honestly, I usually check out
Thakoon's shows for the shoes, but whoa... this look is really smart. Maybe I'm not so crazy about the
silhouette, but conceptually it makes my head race. I love the sexy semi-sheer bodice peaking behind the trench. Reminds me of all those desperate fantasies of showing up at a guy's place with nothing on but a trench and heels.
3. Vena Cava's Egyptian Sensibility

LONG LEATHER JACKET. wow. I love the shit out of this look. The gender pins are a stroke of genius, and usually when I think of long leather jackets, Imagines of my
ex's Dungeons and Dragons live action role play come to mind. fuck. But here, the way it falls and the collar fill me with all manner of covetous feelings.
Vena Cava always delivers on the prints. No duh.

This beaded, shimmery bib keeps me up at night.
4. Karen Walker is White.

What a departure from last
Spring's jockey pants and harlequin diamonds. I love the ease of this collection. It's classic and comfortable and the play of opacity in this dress is really innovative.
5. Alexander Wang Will Destroy the Planet.

Last Fall I
snuck into the Alexander Wang After Party. That was when I first saw the collection projected on the warehouse walls. No popped inseams this Fall. Nothing but net. Well, more like mesh. I will be getting out my embroidering needle and
bedazzler. I love this look, but these models look like they're going to eat me.

Black Belly shirt with sorbet colors? Alex asks, why the hell not? After all, this is the young whippersnapper who made us see that acid wash and belly shirts were totally fine. Who didn't run out and get an American
Apparel scrimage shirt? I'm glad to see his
over sized boyfriend blazer again, but that pink just brings it to a whole new level.